babylonian:

this sent me into a coughing fit and now my voice is gone

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baawri:

Dev Patel walks the red carpet with his mother Anita at Oscars 2017

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rihenname:

Rihanna sitting in the audience was the highlight of the night

bonus:

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thesaltyspice:

ellamasarms:

calysto1395:

fed-ex-official:

huntingfishinglovingeveryday:

I have questions

To get to the other side

to restore the heart of te fiti

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Moana (2016)

(Source: latadelixo, via watchingthedetective)

sashayed:

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

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paprika:

THIS

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cannibality:

saathi1013:

kleenexwoman:

slimetony:

lets just turn abandoned shopping malls into affordable apartments and keep the food courts and comfy palm trees and fountains and places to sit that’d be real nice

this is a fine idea tbh. who wouldn’t want to live in a nice mall???

File under: things that are actually a thing (but look super awesome and should be more of a thing):

plans for the ruins of capitalist civilisation

(via clamperls)

writing-prompt-s:

It’s the 63rd annual Butler Convention, and a man has just been murdered. Good news: the butler did it. Bad news: there’s about 3,733 to choose from.

putmeincoach:

jehovahhthickness:

airspaniel:

utf2005:

fluffy-overlord:

bitchwhoyoukiddin:

drst:

unbelievable-facts:

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

*fistbump*

Confirmed.  He’s also dumped millions into cancer research.  I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.

Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.

When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.

I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.

“Next few centuries”

Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.

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